A picture of a grey and white cat laying on his side. He has a wild look in his eyes. There's a rainbow frame around his picture.


Hi, my name is Zaphod. I live with my two mums and another weird mum who doesn’t feed me very much. This is a picture of me doing my best impression of a rainbow.

My hobbies include yelling at birds, bothering my favourite mum while she plays video games, headbutting people at 2am, and food.

I love my mums because they feed me and sometimes they leave their dirty peanut butter knife or a bagel on the bench and then I get a tasty treat.

But I’m getting sidetracked. The important thing here is that humans can be pretty great and I think if they like each other they should be able to get married if they want.

Later, nerds!

5 months ago