Hi, my name is Zaphod. I live with my two mums and another weird mum who doesn’t feed me very much. This is a picture of me doing my best impression of a rainbow.
My hobbies include yelling at birds, bothering my favourite mum while she plays video games, headbutting people at 2am, and food.
I love my mums because they feed me and sometimes they leave their dirty peanut butter knife or a bagel on the bench and then I get a tasty treat.
But I’m getting sidetracked. The important thing here is that humans can be pretty great and I think if they like each other they should be able to get married if they want.